Men's F N Good Semi-fitted TShirt

Pull Over, Pembroke: A Tee That Tastes Like the Ottawa Valley 

Picture this: You’re cruising Highway 17, windows down, the Ottawa River glinting like a secret only Ontario knows. Then—bam—you hit Pembroke.

It’s the kind of town where the pines smell like ambition, the diners serve pie with a side of gossip, and history isn’t just in museums… it’s in the way the Muskrat River still hums old logging tunes.

This is where F N Good Food planted its flag—not to shout, but to simmer.  

Now, F N are the mad scientists of comfort food, turning Pembroke’s grit into gravy. Take their BAR-B-QUEENS’ sauce—a smoky, tangy anthem so good it could make a lumberjack weep into his flannel. Or the hearty beef stew, where tender chunks of meat hug rustic smashed potatoes like it’s the last dance at a Muskrat River fiddle jam.

Crave chaos? Dive into their 21-ingredient baked beans, a symphony of maple, bacon, and audacity that laughs in the face of “simple.”

And just when you think you’ve got them figured out, they hit you with flavoured sugars—like Spicy Churro, which is basically a sugar rush wearing a leather jacket.”  

It’s food that doesn’t taste like Pembroke…it is Pembroke.  

Which brings us to this tee. Slip it on, and suddenly you’re not just wearing cotton—you’re wearing a story. The kind where the F N logo isn’t a brand, but a handshake.

A nod to the farmers’ markets that start at dawn, the backroads that lead to nowhere (and everywhere), and the unspoken rule that good food tastes better when your neighbour made it.  

The fit? Snug as a canoe packed for a three-day trip. The fabric? Soft as a sunset over Algonquin Park. And that tiny “Pembroke, ON” under the collar? That’s your secret handshake to the locals… and a flex to the tourists who still think Toronto’s the only star in Ontario’s sky.  

So why wear it?  This shirt isn’t merch. It’s a souvenir for the soul, a love letter to the kind of place that doesn’t need a skyline to stand tall.